Director:：尼克·科莱特

Starring:：夏洛特·里奇,基尔·史密斯·拜诺,洛利·阿德福普,马修·贝恩顿,西蒙·法纳比,玛莎·豪-道格拉斯,吉姆·霍威克,劳伦斯·里卡德,本·威尔邦德,卡蒂·威克斯

　　Mike and Alison welcome the first guests to their new bijoux B&B, determined to get a glowing review, whatever the cost.　　Mary reveals she has never had a holiday, so Pat teaches her the joys and pitfalls of a week on the Costa Del Sol. The Plaguers have taken to idolising Thomas, since spotting Alison’s fetching portrait of him in the basement. Thomas naturally assumes their obsession stems from a love of his poetry - much to the annoyance of the Captain, who challenges them to endure a recital.